Cover-Up

Today, while researching a paper, I couldn't find my copy of Somalia Cover-Up by Peter Desbarats. Immediately, I knew that it was being suppressed by a conspiracy.

Then I cleaned my room, and realized it was being suppressed by my government-issue backpack, which was placed there deliberately by a government official. Then I remembered that the government official was me. So, how did they get me into the conspiracy, you ask?

I can't tell you that over the internet.