I am a member of the post letter mail generation. Or, as I like to call it, the Post Canada Post generation. Haha. Hilarious. Anyhow, moving on. I will do anything to not have to actually put on my pants, leave the house, go to the post office and assemble a package with stickers and addresses on it.

Luckily, most things can be done by electronic, and non-social, methods. However, the odd time arises when the inevitable cannot be avoided, and destiny forces my hand. On these occasions, I tend to buy about 10 stamps, so that I won't have to by stamps the following time. So, as you have already guessed, I have a desk full of 46, 47, 48, 49, and 50 cent stamps. I always dread January, because it puts another set of stamps out of business. Its the One centers that get all the action. It really pays to be a one cent stamp in these inflationary times of ours. To put all my stamp collection in action, I have to buy lots of one-cent stamps... And then I don't have anything to mail, for now.

I'll have to come up with a better stamp management system. This will take time, and effort, but then again, the Roman postal system wasn't built in a day. Especially with all those viaie, which spanned 53,000 miles with 372 links. Think of all the milestones they had to set up... I'm guessing approximately 53,000... wow. Makes your head spin.

I suggest inventing a stamp that is actually a small share in Canada Post. That way, the value will go up every year, just like the price of stamps. As long as you have a Class A, voting stamp, you can use it in any year that you want. I'm an economic genious. I hope I've got more tricks up my sleeve like that. Now all I have to do is become a former Liberal cabinet minister so that I can get appointed CEO of Canada post. To become a former Liberal cabinet minister, I will have to become a Tory backbencher who contends for the leadership of the party... To do that, I will have to... whoa there... I think it'll be simpler if I stick to buying lots of one cent stamps.