War on Error
The war on error is a just war. Since the appearance of errors all throughout the world, we have had to respond with overwhelming force to combat the errorists where they live, eat and play poker.
The war on error is an asymmetric war. Error is everywhere, and yet so hard to pin down. Errorists could be hiding in caves... they could be hiding in the pages of your most cherished daily newspaper.
The errorists have found ways to propagate their agenda by manipulating new technologies, such as the internet, to achieve their malicious ways. They often get on buses, in the middle of busy downtown plazas, with weapons of error hidden in their briefcase. They often use unsuspecting third parties to advance their agenda, and appropriate seemingly innocent media to spread error throughout the world.
The war on error will be a long war. It will require sacrifice, and will require us to root out error in all sorts of remote places. We must export the fight, to keep error from our front doorsteps. We must take the fight to the erroneous, fixing and striking them in their natural habitat.
In fighting the war on error, it is primordial that we never succumb to error within our ranks. Our methods must be error-free, and we must attack using tactics and strategies that are ingeniously, deviously, above reproach. We must not fight error with error, or the war will be lost.
If we do not act with determination and purpose, the errorists will win.
The war on error is an asymmetric war. Error is everywhere, and yet so hard to pin down. Errorists could be hiding in caves... they could be hiding in the pages of your most cherished daily newspaper.
The errorists have found ways to propagate their agenda by manipulating new technologies, such as the internet, to achieve their malicious ways. They often get on buses, in the middle of busy downtown plazas, with weapons of error hidden in their briefcase. They often use unsuspecting third parties to advance their agenda, and appropriate seemingly innocent media to spread error throughout the world.
The war on error will be a long war. It will require sacrifice, and will require us to root out error in all sorts of remote places. We must export the fight, to keep error from our front doorsteps. We must take the fight to the erroneous, fixing and striking them in their natural habitat.
In fighting the war on error, it is primordial that we never succumb to error within our ranks. Our methods must be error-free, and we must attack using tactics and strategies that are ingeniously, deviously, above reproach. We must not fight error with error, or the war will be lost.
If we do not act with determination and purpose, the errorists will win.
posted by Lt Smash at 3:54 PM
1 Comments:
Errorists have penetrated the secure passenger waiting area of most major airports in North America - just look at the prominently displaced, but highly flawed and pedantic, Da Vinci Code.
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